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    Post by Chris on Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:26 am

    Saw this at another site.

    10. At least 70% of his CD collection is of female artists.

    09. His favorite TV shows are either about women, or have fashionable or domineering female leads.

    08. All of his male friends are reasonably cute.

    07. Has one particular male "friend" who visits him at work, for no apparent reason.

    06. Hates Eminem, but watches all of his videos.

    05. Complains about the way females give head.

    04. Spends only 10 minutes in the weight room at the gym, but an hour and a half in the wet area.

    03. Nervous about people going in his bedroom, fearing what they might find.

    02. Is a "pretty-boy" by choice.

    01. He's under 35, but only knows who Dwayne Johnson is from movies and SNL hosting stints.



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    Post by Tony Marino on Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:57 am

    11. Loves Madonna and Marilyn Monroe

    12. Knows all Judy Garland tunes

    13. Will go to a Liza Minelli Concert

    14. Has seen all of Mae West movies.

    15. Will shop in only the "high end" stores

    16. Has at least 1 article of makeup in his medicine cabinet

    17. Has at least 1 best female friend that will go out with him on the weekends




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    Post by femme fatale on Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:06 am

    #5

    If he's complaining about the FEMALES in general do it instead of how "a" or certain females (singular) then yes indeed that's a red flag.

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    Post by Shale on Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:56 am

    18. His MySpace Top 40 Friends look like this:





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    Post by CeCe on Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:42 am

    Shale wrote:18. His MySpace Top 40 Friends look like this:


    Oh my speechless

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    Post by Tony Marino on Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:10 pm

    He subscribes to various underwear catalogs and wears them:





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    Post by Jason B. on Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:27 pm

    If he has his own choreography for "Single Ladies" then he might be gay.




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    Post by Tony Marino on Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:35 pm

    He puts a towel on his head and holds a spoon in his hand like a microphone and sings Barbra Streisand's greatest hits.




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    Post by MandyPerfumeGirl on Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:00 pm

    Or you could just ask him...



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